sapphomets:

mountain dew sounds like something a gentle witch would feed to her pet field mice to bless them but in reality its like drinking battery acid

(via heart)

utracone:

come sleep with me 

(Source: ukochane, via haha-choke-me)

pissvortex:

skyrim is cool because an old man in falkreath can give you a quest to take his best friend’s ashes to a preist and you can either do that or eat his ashes right in front of him

(via h00tywhom)